I was dragged out of bed this morning. Again. The twins wanted to do my makeup and Road wanted to do my hair and Cyril was convinced I needed new clothes. Tell me, when did I become the Family’s dress up doll? Really, I’m curious. Just because I’m the newest member and the…
You want to be mentioned in my rant? What’s wrong with you? Not that it was a rant, really. More just complaints.
I was dragged out of bed this morning. Again. The twins wanted to do my makeup and Road wanted to do my hair and Cyril was convinced I needed new clothes. Tell me, when did I become the Family’s dress up doll? Really, I’m curious. Just because I’m the newest member and the youngest doesn’t mean you can all bully me. If I want to sleep until 10 I think I have every right to. Besides, my clothes are fine, a little ragged but fine, and I don’t need makeup.
Honestly, Road scares him so he won’t deny her the pleasure of doing his hair.
And quit trying to poke my eye, Tyki. I know you’ve been trying to poking it, I can read your mind, remember? Don’t deny it. I know. It’s bad enough that you drag me along on your missions so I can do them for you can you can slack off.
ooc: Sorry for being gone so long, Wisely died on me. :( And then there was family stuff, but mostly he died. So here I am, reviving him just for you all. I
HIS EYES!! HIS MIND!! HE’S ABOUT TO GORGE OUT HIS EYES!!
His eyes! His mind!! You broke his fucking mind; are you happy now!?!!
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(Neah already open the link and see nothing harmful)
I think you need to check your eyes, Wisely ….
He needs to get his eyes checked? He needs to get his eyes checked?!
“Neah, I might be 17 and I might be curious about experimenting but that doesn’t mean I want to see that kind of thing right off the bat. Is that what guys really do to other guys? No, don’t answer that! I don’t want to know.” He kind of just collapses on the couch. He’s trying to act cool now that he’s been caught by Family but he doesn’t have the energy or the will to do so.
“…there are some things I’d rather not see, Neah. Especially when I go to the page looking for something completely different.”
What are you looking little brother? I hope not something vulgar for your age ~
It was something completely and totally vulgar.
“…the link said it was muscly.” He doesn’t care that that’s not a real word. He’s sulking, okay? “That wasn’t muscles though. Or maybe it was but it wasn’t the muscles I wanted to see. I wanted to…” He cuts off, he sounds stupid enough already. He’s not saying anymore.
For those of you who want to play with Wisely and aren’t part of Koi, you can come to this account. I’ll be just as happy to play with you here.
His eyes! His mind!! You broke his fucking mind; are you happy now!?!!
(Neah already open the link and see nothing harmful)
I think you need to check your eyes, Wisely ….
He needs to get his eyes checked? He needs to get his eyes checked?!
“Neah, I might be 17 and I might be curious about experimenting but that doesn’t mean I want to see that kind of thing right off the bat. Is that what guys really do to other guys? No, don’t answer that! I don’t want to know.” He kind of just collapses on the couch. He’s trying to act cool now that he’s been caught by Family but he doesn’t have the energy or the will to do so.
“…there are some things I’d rather not see, Neah. Especially when I go to the page looking for something completely different.”
So I’m terribly late in posting. u___u I’m sorry about that. In apology, I posted with Wisely wonderfully and spectacularly freaking out. He might have a mental break down from that image. Hopefully, this isn’t a disappointment after being gone so long. I think it’s still in character. I can see him reacting like a little girl to this…at least, when he thought he was alone. He’d try to pretend to be all aloof and unaffected if he was caught by a family member.
…and yes, he went to the site in hopes that it would help him gain muscles. He’ll find a way to beef up one day. You’ll see. Anyway, my apologies for being late and for probably playing him out of character. Still had fun writing it though!
His eyes! His mind!! You broke his fucking mind; are you happy now!?!!
Damn it! What the hell?! That was so damn wrong. He never wants to see anything like that again! Ahhh, his eyes! Acid, he needs acid! The image will never go away. It will forever be burned in his mind. Fucking hell. That was just wrong. Wrong!
…He’s never been so traumatized in his life. Not even when he accidentally walked in on Cyril changing! The horror! No, he can forget about this. He can.
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The image! He will never be the same again. That was not muscles! That was not muscles! You tricked him into thinking he might be able to buff up but it was all lies! He’s going to go crawl into his bed now and stay there for a week. Maybe he can get over it by then. And shut it, Tyki. He knows he’s being a baby but you didn’t have to see that—that thing! That image! You are blissfully unaware of how traumatizing it is.
(ooc note: Wisely, after reading this post and going to the link mentioned in it. Seriously, don’t go to the link unless you think you’re prepared to be traumatized. I personally have seen worse but I still feel I should warn you all. And since it’s completely and totally inappropriate, don’t do it around kids or where family members/coworkers/bosses/anyone else might see.)
He’s been reading manga lately. He has no idea why. Road was complaining he didn’t know enough stories to tell him and he tried asking Tyki for advice. He was generally unhelpful, laughing at him instead. Then he made the mistake of asking Jasdevi. He had a whole bunch of comic books and manga…
Road raises her hand and waves it around in the air. “I want smores!! And since you seem to know some new stories now, you can tell them to me while I eat~.” She grins widely, she loves to be entertained.
He holds up his hands in surrender. “Okay, okay. I can tell you stories while you eat some smores. Just don’t invite Tyki.”
He’s been reading manga lately. He has no idea why. Road was complaining he didn’t know enough stories to tell him and he tried asking Tyki for advice. He was generally unhelpful, laughing at him instead. Then he made the mistake of asking Jasdevi. He had a whole bunch of comic…
Now why would he do that? That makes absolutely no sense. He’s not about to help a bunch of Exorcist supporters.
He’s been reading manga lately. He has no idea why. Road was complaining he didn’t know enough stories to tell him and he tried asking Tyki for advice. He was generally unhelpful, laughing at him instead. Then he made the mistake of asking Jasdevi. He had a whole bunch of comic books and manga thrust upon him. After a large debate between the two on which were the better series which looked like it was going to head towards a scuffle, he left—still holding the manga and comic books.
He’d just like to say now, he hates shoujo. Do not mention shoujo to him. Ever. He will seriously hurt you. The only exception is the Earl. He also never wants to read another manga about a girl dressed as a boy. He doesn’t care how many a girl acts, she can not pass for a man. He claims he can prove this. But most of all, he never wants to read another comic book super hero again. He hates them. With a burning passion. And Jasdevi will not be getting those comics back because 1, they will rot their already small brains and 2, he’s going to build a bonfire and burn all the books he had a problem with.
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He’s also offering smores, in case anyone wants to join him.
sennenhakushaku asked: *Happy* Hearing you say that makes Earl happy~ What have you been doing, lately~?
Other than being confused by the chicken? He hasn’t been up to much lately. He watched a movie the other day. The Shawshank Redemption. Good movie. He now knows how to break out of prison.
Do you have a mission for him, though? It’s been a while since he went on a mission for you. And he’s in a good mood right now, so he’d welcome a mission without complaint.
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He is so utterly damn confused.
What…
The chicken…
Wait, the chicken?
The chicken regrets nothing?
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Wait a second; he gets it now!
This is a prank, isn’t it?
You’re all screwing with his head, aren’t you? Well it’s not going to work.
…You are screwing with his head, right? This is just a prank?
[ooc: Because it makes sense to me and amuses me so much.]
No, this is not a prank.
It is just so.
IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!
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He is so utterly damn confused.
What…
The chicken…
Wait, the chicken?
The chicken regrets nothing?
His brain can’t process this.
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Wait a second; he gets it now!
This is a prank, isn’t it?
You’re all screwing with his head, aren’t you? Well it’s not going to work.
…You are totally screwing with his head, right? This is just a prank?
[ooc: Because it makes sense to me and amuses me so much.]
cherryberrypanda asked: No, there's no question c: I just haven't gotten a hug from you since your hug day...I like getting hugs, I couldn't help myself~
No hugs! How many times must he say it? That was a one time only deal! :T
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